I Don’t Really Hibernate

…it would be more of a state of torpor:
tor⋅por
   /ˈtɔrpər/ [tawr-per]
–noun
1. sluggish inactivity or inertia.
2. lethargic indifference; apathy.
3. a state of suspended physical powers and activities.
4. dormancy, as of a hibernating animal.
Origin:
1600–10; < L: numbness, equiv. to torp(ēre) to be stiff or numb + -or -or 1
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